The Trump Joke Book: A Hilarious Collection of Jokes and Humorous Anecdotes about the 45th President

Why did Donald Trump cross the road?
To get to the other side of the wall.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a used car salesman?
Used car salesmen know when they're lying.

What do you call a Donald Trump supporter who's always in trouble?
A stable genius.

Why did Donald Trump get lost in the woods?
Because he didn't know which way the wind was blowing.

Donald Trump was playing golf when he hit a hole-in-one. He was so excited that he ran up to the green and started bragging to everyone.
"That was the greatest shot I've ever hit!" he exclaimed.
"Actually, it was a pretty good shot," the caddy replied. "But I've seen better."
"Oh yeah?" Trump asked. "Who could hit a better shot than me?"
"Well, for one," the caddy said, "there's Abraham Lincoln."
"Abraham Lincoln?" Trump scoffed. "He's been dead for over a hundred years!"
"I know," the caddy said, "but he still hits a mean golf ball."

Donald Trump was giving a speech at a rally when he started talking about his plans to build a wall on the border with Mexico.
"We're going to build a wall so big and so strong that not even a mouse will be able to get through it," he said.
"That's a great idea!" someone shouted from the crowd.
"And guess what?" Trump continued. "We're going to make Mexico pay for it!"
"Even better!" the crowd cheered.
"But wait, there's more!" Trump exclaimed. "We're going to put a big, beautiful door in the wall so that we can let all the good people in and keep all the bad people out."
The crowd went wild.
"But how are we going to know who the good people are and who the bad people are?" someone asked.
"That's easy," Trump said. "We'll just ask them."

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin were sitting down to dinner when Trump said, "I'm the greatest president in American history."
"Oh really?" Putin asked. "And why is that?"
"Because I'm the only one who can get away with saying things like this," Trump replied.
Putin chuckled. "I understand," he said. "I have a similar problem in Russia."
"Oh yeah?" Trump asked. "What do you say?"
"I tell my people that I'm the greatest president in Russian history," Putin said.
"And what happens?" Trump asked.
"They all believe me," Putin said with a smile.